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Make Him Feel At Home
I may have been a little hard on the hip boy team that is Adam Wingard and Simon Barrett. Though I mostly enjoyed their big debut, A Horrible Way to Die, I've fallen quite hard off their train...
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...Unless They're Hot Men With Ponytails
Has there been a modern actor who gives more to his roles than Antonio Banderas? The man somehow manages to act to the tippy tip of his ebony ponytail, and nowhere was that more apparent than in the...
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I See No Aliens! No Really: They're Invisible, I Don't See Them
When TCM Underground airs a film whose description boils down to "alien zombies in business suits," you're not going to get much of an argument out of me.Quick Plot: In the years following the nuclear...
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Editing For Dummies
Let it never be said that I have good taste. I just need to put that statement in print before detailing how much I enjoyed today’s rather terrible feature.Quick Plot: Rachel is a “journalist” (I say...
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Put a Fork In it
Anyone who ever took an acting class, particularly during a summer program or high school elective, is probably familiar with Edgar Lee Masters’ The Spoon River Anthology. The 1915 project is a...
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You Spin Me Round & Round
"Strangers locked in a room and forced to kill each other" is nothing new when it comes to plot descriptions in the 21st century, but when you add a sort of Simon-esque electronic art direction and a...
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Strike Up the Bagpipes
When you've seen one horror movie with a Netflix cover showing a woman on the ground reaching for help, you've probably seen them all.I hadn't seen this one, so I did. And now I can the previous...
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Skyping For Sociopaths
Another day in the 21st century, another found footage horror film on Instant Watch.This is how we live now.Quick Plot: Elizabeth is an enterprising young lady attempting to get a research grant that...
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Broody Seeds
HEY! I'M TALKING TO YOU!Just wanted to send out a friendly reminder that I also host a podcast. And more importantly, this week, I host a podcast about The Brood and The Bad Seed. Listen via iTunes or...
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Open Wide
When a person like me hears “was it as bad as Smiley?” in regards to something as bad as The Secret Village, you can count down from two before I proceed to find Smiley streaming on Amazon Prime to see...
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Because There's No Such Thing As Too Much Good Son
Look!Er, I mean, LISTEN!I hitched a pod ride with the one and only Elwood Jones to discuss two of my favorite young adult classics, the glorious coming of age tale Stand By Me and the insane pre-Orphan...
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Mommy Dearest
Ah, Amazon Prime and your recommendations for me. A 1994 made-for-TV thriller about a psychotic woman who tracks down the adult daughter she gave up for adoption and infiltrates her family, Hand That...
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I Hope They Use Folding Chairs In Hell
If an intriguing plot synopsis comes my way on Netflix Instant, I see little reason to not give it a go. Especially if said film is a mere 90 minutes long. Quick Plot: Edgar is a pretty miserable...
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Seasons Greetings
As anyone who reads this site should know, nothing pleases me more than discovering new filmmakers with original takes on the genre. The team of Justin Benson and Aaron Moorhead impressed me for a lot...
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Just Following Orders
During my freshman year of college, I took an introduction to psychology class and received the worst grade of my university career (B-, because I'm a NERD). Aside from crushing my self-esteem, this...
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Christmas!
Just a little furry message to say happy holidays to you and your Muppets.Hugs, kisses, smooches, and all the other gooey stuff. Well, maybe not ALL the gooey stuff.
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Merry Kristy
Back in 2008, Oliver Blackburn brought the world his directorial debut, Donkey Punch. As anyone might guess, such a title prompted a fair amount of attention and reminded me of one of Jeopardy!'s...
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Batter Up
Over the top gore can be a little much sometimes, not because of its intensity but because sometimes, gallons upon gallons of diced appendages that shoot blood like a Nickelodeon approved super soaker...
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The Mother of a Lifetime
Sometimes, your brain just doesn't work the way it's supposed to. On those days, there's really only one thing you can do:watch an insane Lifetime thriller.Quick Plot: Beth is eight months pregnant and...
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The Most Educational Post You'll Get All Year
It’s a new year! Here at the Doll's House, we celebrate such a fact by reviewing some of the many lessons learned over these past 365 days. Take notes!Culinary ArtsYou’re fucked without bacon --...
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